A hello reader, my name is Allen Edgar and I am a member of Thoughts of a Thinker. Solace has bullied me into writing this bit of news. I had forgotten that we are now on a social media. I think it goes without saying that I know not what I am doing. As we… speak? Well rather as I write, my fellow writers are giggling and teasing me for the way I am speaking every syllable as I type.
The interviews are taking longer than we anticipated, but you knew that since Casey and Jacob have already informed you. We could have finished sooner if they had only listened to reason and done things my way.
I had the opportunity to write a Journal Entry for you. I hope you enjoy it. I have misplaced my notes, so I am sorry to say I do not remember what I called it. Nothing more, thank you, and until next time (insert sign off here).
Thought of a Thinker 
I could hear him pronouncing the syllables in my head before he mentioned it. THAT IS SCARY.