Hello mates, names Edgar and I’m here to let you know that the interviews are flopping like a Gonfier mermaid on the beaches of Red Pier. I haven’t seen much of the other guys, seeing as I have been too busy writing. I should be getting back to it anyway but they won’t let me.
I’m sorry if I seem irritated, that damn seagull squawks at all hours and leaves its droppings all over the place. I chased him with my xenoplax battle axe for an hour the other day, sadly we had to settle for vegetable soup. Well I hope you all enjoy my journal entry coming up, till next time (insert sign off here).